Chocolate pooping dogs

I pry open the refrigerator and notice a pack Vochelle hazelnut chocolate snugly tuck in the side. I tear it open and pop one into my mouth. Thinking that one wouldn't be enough I take another piece and held it in my palm.

But as I try to savour the chocolate ball in my mouth, I notice how tough it was to break it down and realize one piece would be enough.

Seeing my sister walk in a gave her the piece in my hand. She took it with delight as every girl would be to this aphrodisiac. As she placed into her mouth she asked 'where did I got it from, your bum?'

Yup, got it from my bum bum.

I continue to ask her what if humans can poop chocolate would you eat it?

Ya, because everyone would be eating it too.

So I rephrase the question and asked her a more intriguing one.

What if dogs poop chocolate would you eat it? I asked as our dogs Rufus and Watson sat with us.

The answer was the same.

Of course we would eat the pooped chocolate if everyone does, it would be just be normal. And every chocolate loving girl and boy who isn't lactose intolerant too would own a chocolate pooping dog.

Those who love dark chocolate will have black colored doggies. White chocolate would come from white fur doggies. Mix colored fur doggies like brown and black will poop caramel chocolates or nutty ones. And size those matter, the bigger the doggy the bigger the size of the poop.

What wouldn't be normal would be a non chocolate pooping dog but actual poop poop. That would be a terrible mishap having to taste dog poop poop while thinking its chocolate. @.@